Now that my finals are over, Ladies & Gentlemen…I’m FREE!!!
That is, until my summer semester starts in two days.
*Sigh*
>Anonymous in Montreal
Exam Distractions
There are only so many ways a student can get distracted during finals.
One of them is the weather being a b*tch & only turning beautiful when you have to be locked up studying.
I hate you too weather.
>Anonymous in Montreal
Elections
You know I’m up to something when I ask a question & then sit back quietly with a thoughtful nod.
I’m making my way to the top–watch out.
>Anonymous in Montreal
Attention
I get so much attention from everyone except for you.
I’m feeling hurt and I can’t even eat chocolate because I’m on a Vegan lent.
My only question is: what’s going through your mind?
Just tell me and I’ll understand.
>Anonymous in Montreal
Cougar-In-Reverse
You know how there are cougars? Well I am a cougar-in-reverse.
It seems that I cannot be attracted to a man unless he is way to old for me.
I’ll end up marrying some old millionaire who people will define as a pedophile–little do they know it was I who chose him and not him who chose me.
>Anonymous in Montreal
Stella’s Groove
You know you need to make younger friends when “How Stella Got Her Groove Back” is referred to and you have no idea what they’re talking about.
Talk about true 90′s kids.
>Anonymous in Montreal
Winter Blues
I thought I was over my winter blues but it seems my growing stomach thinks otherwise.
Yes. I eat my feelings. Thank you for asking.
>Anonymous in Montreal
